Catholic Schoolgirls

A train hits a bus load of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St.Peter asks the next girl the same question,"Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"  The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line, girls are being shoved
and pushed. When the girl reaches the front of the line St. Peter says,
"Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"  The girl replies, "If I'm going to  ave to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."

The funniest 6 mins I've seen in quite a while

This is quite possibly one of the funniest clips I've seen.... definitely the funniest clip from Who's Line I've ever seen. It's 6 mins long but oh sooooo worth it!

Our new kitten! We may call him Gizmo that's undecided as of yet. Suggestions welcome!

A lesbo dog called diamond :-)

Family reunion

Family reunion in the Bahamas - $5,000

Family photograph made into Christmas cards at print shop - $100

Not noticing Waldo in the upper right corner - PRICELESS

For Everything Else . . . There's Mastercard.

And....HOW do you NOT notice the beach balls...???

Another terrorist captured....