Thursday, May 17, 2007

Monday, May 07, 2007

The AIG Smile -- "I smile at my customers on the phone"

As of Monday May 7, 2007 all personnel will be expected to look happy at work. Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost.


* Workload getting to you?
*
Feeling stressed?
* Too many Priority 1 assignments?

Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!


Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands. Fig 1














Assemble them as shown on the picture. Fig. 2









Apply as shown in fig 3.



Enjoy your day.
This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of the day with a smile on your face!

Friday, May 04, 2007

READ first, then watch video it's hysterical

This is just so HILARIOUS, I had to forward it. Make sure you read
this first..


Read this before you watch it The more times you watch it the funnier it
becomes.

From a Dallas news broadcast. Watch the little critter, a small Desert
lizard, on the left side of the table. Remember the guy on the left is
concentrating on the snake the Other guy is holding.

This news guy will never live this down, that's for sure!
Then watch it a second time and listen closely to the sounds the News
caster makes!!
Too bad they didn't have a heart monitor on the guy!


Thursday, May 03, 2007

Precious!