CHINESE VIRGINS

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the
sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next
to her and tries to
be reassuring.

"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firs time
and you berry
frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?"
he says, trying to
sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will
impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I
want try something I
hear about from other girl... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with Caurifrowa?"