Monday, August 27, 2007
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
this is the transcript
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.”
Monday, August 20, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
The New Bar!!!
It's done!!! The bar is built and decorated.... The 80's party will be in the apartment!
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
OMG It's gettin hot in herr!
Yes that is the main public library in downtown Cincinnati. I was sent this by a friend who captured this while walking in the downtown!
Monday, August 13, 2007
CHINESE VIRGINS
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the
sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next
to her and tries to
be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firs time
and you berry
frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?"
he says, trying to
sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will
impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I
want try something I
hear about from other girl... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with Caurifrowa?"
Truth be told, he
is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the
sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next
to her and tries to
be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firs time
and you berry
frighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?"
he says, trying to
sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will
impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I
want try something I
hear about from other girl... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks her...
"You want... Garlic Chicken with Caurifrowa?"
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
If I could turn back time....
Progression through time.... the first image is from oh like 1985 and the last picture is from my senior year of college 2002 and on to 2005. I look the same now!
Ok ok I'm reminiscing
Oh how the years go by...
2007 - 1998
WOW, look at those locks of hair!!!
Sorry the image isn't the best...it was taken from the TV screen, but wow I was 18 years old and looked about 15.... so now that I'm 28 I look about 18 right??!
Again start the cliché accompaniment using the Music Player to the right!
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